The day after the biggest party of the year

Today is the ultimate "day-after", especially in the kingdom of gay-dom, where all of the boys are pretty and the girls are fierce. Today was absolute insanity at the clinic: in case you didn't know, I work at a crazy health-care clinic in New York City where everyone is gay. Yes, gay... and it's not always as fun as it sounds.

Anyway, back to the craziness... Question of the day: How many people had unprotected sex on New Years Eve?? Cause they all showed up to see me today and they all had some nasty-ass something-or-other. Whoo... thank bejesus that I'm off the market and I don't need to mess with that shite anymore.

So, after about a thousand phone calls and ten gajillion patients in my office, I decided to start blogging about my crazy adventures in the land of health care in the insanity that we call New York City. Also, cause the gays are funny.

Daily Run Down:

Cups of coffee: 1 - suprisingly enough, that was enough. Pure adrenaline got me through the rest of it.
Truly insane patients: a gajillion and one, thankfully most of them were on the phone and not foaming at the mouth in my office
Number of times I reassured myself that I'm in the right profession: at least 100
Contact with biohazardous material? Yes, but only once
Number of times I purelled my hands: at least 100
Number of times I dazed out and dreamt about my wedding: 0 - too busy!

Favorite patient moment: A truly adorable, law-school, gay boy walked in and wanted to know if he could get HIV from putting his hand (his hand!) in someone else's semen. The poor thing didn't even get laid on New Year's Eve and he still is scared that he has HIV! Ahhh, the gays...